eloi

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

k-urietibu:

naimss:

how to tell someone nicely to stop flirting with your crush 

there will come a day where i don’t reblog this

today is not that day

pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

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thotology:

lilpomseed:

I love tap water

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What never fails to turn you on?
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mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus